An elderly couple had just climbed into bed when the husband suddenly let out a loud fart, then grinned and declared, “Seven points!”
His wife, a bit puzzled, turned to him and asked, “What are you talking about?”
Not wanting to miss out on the fun, she waited a moment, then released her own impressive fart and announced confidently, “Touchdown! Tie game!”
After a short pause, the husband let out another one, raising his eyebrows as he declared, “Ha! 14 to 7—I’m in the lead!”
Refusing to let him get ahead, his wife quickly followed with another blast and smirked, “Touchdown! Tie game again!” Then, with a small squeak, she added, “And a field goal—17 to 14!”
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